Sunday, December 26, 2010

Best films of 2010: a year end list

So it's the end of the year again & every Tom, Dick & Harry will be making a list of the best films of the year. And as much as I try not to be a 'Dick' I definitely fall into the category of the Tom's & Harry's of the world. So here's my list of the best/favourite films of the year 2010 :-

Although I'm yet to see some of the films that have been doing the rounds of the award nominations like the Oscar test tube baby 'The King's Speech', the indie gem 'The kids are alright' or auteur directed flicks like The Coen Brothers' 'True Grit', Danny Boyle's '127 hours', Clint Eastwood's 'Hereafter' or Roman Polanski's 'The Ghost Writer' I think I still have seen enough to muster up what I think are the 10 best (11 actually) of the year. So here goes...

10. The Other guys



This buddy cop comic caper starred Mark Wahlberg & Will Ferrell as detectives in a police dept. who get nothing more to do than warm the benches. Their big moment comes when detectives Danson & Highsmith (played by Dwayne Johnson & Samuel L. Jackson) "fall" victims to an accident (pun fully intended) & these two are called in to solve the mystery.

The other guys has some absolutely ROFL moments, the chemistry between Wahlberg & Ferrell is awesome & Jackson, Johnson & Keaton are comedy gold in their cameos. Throw in some pretty cool action sequences & a hot as hell Eva Mendes & you have a sparkling movie.

9. Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows part I


Ok, yes this was just one half of the puzzle with part 2 coming to our shores in July next year, but what impressed me the most about this Potter installment was that for the first time it screamed out unapologetically that it was meant for the hardcore Pottermaniacs. Only people who know the characters & situations inside out would be able to 'get' the movie.

Gone are the sun-kissed quidditch pitches of the 1st 2 films, gone is the slight buffoonery expected from the side characters & instead what we have is the darkest, eeriest, most intense Potter film we've seen. Focusing more on character introspection rather than huge epic sfx moments (though yes they are very much present, the 'Tale of the three brothers' sequence steals the show) Deathly hallows pt.1 satisfied the majority by striking the best book-to-film balance yet. The trio of Dan, Rupert & Emma stand up to the challenge & deliver triumphantly. Yes you miss the stalwarts (Rickman, Maggie Smith etc.) a bit but then there's part 2 coming up where all hell shall break loose. Amen.

8. Easy A


Emma Stone shines in this wonderfully bright teen/high school comedy of a girl who tells a tiny little lie in school, which then turns into a rumour which turns into an epic sized rumour & the next thing she knows is the whole school branding her a 'slut', 'tramp', 'harlot' & various other connotations of the same thing. Based loosely on Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic english novel The Scarlett Letter this Will Gluck directed film does much more than just modernize the novel's plot. It shows the perspective of this 17 year old girl who uses the school rumours to her advantage-yes they're talking bad about her, but at least they're talking about her, rather than being an invisible nobody at school that she previously was. In a weird off-kilter way she's "cool". Of course later on the rumour snowball grows far too large for her to control without the danger of being crushed herself. Not to worry all ends happily.

Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci play the coolest parents I've ever seen in my life. And Lisa Kudrow & Amanda Bynes glow in their small roles. Easy A is an extremely witty, inventive, sweet coming-out party for Emma Stone.

7. For the number 7 spot we have a tie. I've picked 2 of the most awesome comic book to film adaptations I've seen.

(a). Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World


A pink-haired girl named Ramona, standing back to back with a man in a red t-shirt, Scott Pilgrim. Behind them pictures of her seven evil exes.

Hollywood has always struggled with making satisfactory & cool comic book adaptations & even more so with video game-to-movie adaptations (hitman, doom ugh!). Well fret no more because the perfect most scintillating, inventive, cool, & visually awe-inspiring comic book/video game movie is here.

Based on a series of graphic novels by Bryan Lee O’Malley, Scott Pilgrim is an indie rock/comic book/video game saga in which a young, Canadian bass player, while dating a teenage girl named Knives Chau, falls for Ramona Flowers, a cool American girl with funky hair, but discovers that in order to become her boyfriend, he will first have to vanquish her Seven Evil Exes in combat, each battle of which is presented in the style of a mid-1980s/early-1990s era console game. But wait a minute, Scott Pilgrim's story isn't based in this feeble real world of ours where jumping from tall building will result in broken limbs. No, this movie is based in hyper-reality where a high school bad boy can literally punch a hole into the moon, or Veganism can give people superpowers, or the loser of a fight will always explode into a pile of coins like they do in video games.

Scott pilgrim Vs. the world oozes every characteristic comic book/videogame cornerstone, so phone rings & fist punching are illustrated with text flowing across the scene- “RIIIIIIING!,” “POW!,” “KAZAAM!”, there are power-ups, one-ups, status bars for boss fights, cheesy electronic video game music & sounds to cut scenes.

Michael Cera is superb as Scott Pilgrim a role he was probably born to play. The set & character designs are breathtaking right from the way the characters look, to how they speak & move

Scott Pigrim Vs. the world totally kicks ass. Which brings us to our next movie...

(b). Kick Ass


In a 'normal' movie if an 11 year old girl pointed a gun to the camera & quipped with full aplomb "show's over motherf****ers" & then went on to pull the trigger you'd be extremely offended. Nope, not in this one. And that's pretty much Kick ass's audacity in a nutshell.

This 11 year old kid with bright pink hair is a hyper kinetic powerhouse named 'hitgirl' (Chloe Grace Moretz) who along with her father 'Big Daddy' (Nicolas cage) are caped crusaders who fight crime in gruesome ways you cannot imagine. Now they fight crime 'for real'. In another part of the city is a comic book loving nerdy teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) who puts on a patchy green coloured costume & 'aspires' to fight crime. He fancies himself to be called 'Kick ass'. Well, his plans of figting crime don't entirely go the way he plans but he doesn't give up.

Trouble occurs when Hit girl, Big daddy & Kick ass cross paths & all hell breaks loose.

Based on the graphic novel of the same name by Mark Millar & John Romita Jr. 'Kick Ass' was developed side by side as a movie along with the comic books, hence it works in close proximity with some scenes being exact reproductions of how they looked in the comic pages.

Kick ass is kinetic, colourful, aggressive, humorous & playful all at once & yes has a very healthy & heavy dose of violence & profanities. There were criticizms about showing a kid involved in the midst of this violence but come on, the film is too much fun & cool to be taken that seriously. In case they haven't noticed action comics/graphic novels aren't exactly about selling tea cups & playing with unicorns.

6. The Town


This gritty crime drama proves once & for all that Ben Affleck can totally nail it behind the camera. Based on the novel 'Prince of Thieves' written by Chuck Hogan The Town is set in Charlestown, Boston, an area which has bred the most number of bank robbers in the U.S & quite presumably so as we see in the movie that bank robbery is more of a family business in that part of the city. We follow Doug (Affleck), Jem (Renner), Gloansy (Slayne), & Dex (Burke) prowling the streets & robbing banks with intimidating masks, keeping up the family business.

That is until the emotions sizzle with Doug falling for Claire (Rebecca Hall), a bank manager his crew took hostage and then released. Jem, thinking Claire knows something, wants her dead. Doug wants her to live, & has hope for a future.

The Town is one of the most solid, potent cops & robbers gangster flick that I've seen in a while. The shoot-out & chase squences though filmy are still meticulously coreographed, especially the climax. The characters & situations are familiar, yet enticing & attention worthy. Acting performances are stingingly good all around, But The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner steals the show, & Mad Men's John Hamm totally aces it as the FBI agent.

5. Rabbit Hole


'Rabbit hole' is full of those hundreds of tiny instances in our day to day life which occur when we lose a loved one. Motherhood is most special to every woman, and so how does a woman cope when the motherhood is suddenly snatched away from her?

The film is about Becca and Howie- played by Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart- a couple whose 4-year-old son ran out into the street in front of their handsome suburban house and was hit by a car 8 months ago resulting in the child's death, and how the parents are trying to restore a measure of normalcy to their lives, or the more preferred term-- "move on" with their lives.

Based on an acclaimed play by David Lindsay-Abaire, this John Cameron Mitchell directed film is heartbreaking yet hopeful, poignant yet humourous. In spite of the fact that the subject matter seems very grim & maudlin, the film is not. Instead it's sensitive & considerate. The humour in the film basically comes from the situations these characters are in, & their response to it. It's humour but not comedy.

Nicole Kidman delivers one of the best performances of her career, Aaron Eckhart is superb & Dianne Wiest shows a deft hand.

'Rabbit hole' is a conventionally made yet extremely well-acted film. Despite the fact that maybe not many of us have experienced death closely we can't help but nod in approval with the characters, because these characters are trying to get off a heavy load of burden from their shoulders & move on with their lives, & God knows all of us have our burdens we're trying to unload.

4. Shutter Island

Ben Kingsley and Leonardo DiCaprio

'Insanity' is the key word in Shutter Island. Very few films this year extracted as keen a level of involvement from me as this one did. It will make you question your principles, your psyche, your "reality". Martin Scorsese gives us a prison movie that's right up there with the likes of 'The Shawshank Redemption' & 'Green Mile'.

The prison in question here is the dreaded Ashecliffe asylum for the criminally insane (which believe me can give Gotham city's 'Arkham Asylum' a run for its money as far as the inmates go) located on Shutter island where US Marshal Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) & his partner Chuck (Mark Ruffalo) arrive to investigate the disappearance of a patient who supposedly vanished from a locked room. Sounds spooky? Well, that's just the beginning. As Teddy questions the other inmates & staff of the asylum under the supervision of the creepy & foreboding, yet suave & affable Dr. Cawley (excellently portrayed by a very un-Gandhian Ben Kingsley) things only get further convoluted & twisted. Also there's the torrential rain & heavy storm which makes it impossible for them to escape the island if need be.

It's extremely difficult to map out a plot summary for a film like this because everything seems to turn right on its head in the last 15 minutes.

What I like about Shutter Island is that it makes no qualms about what it's going to be- a straight up noir psychological thriller. And the ominous background score, dreary grey skies, drizzly weather & scraggy landscapes only help in getting the point home. DiCaprio gives one of his most inspired performances because unlike other characters that he's portrayed in Scorsese films like 'The Aviator' & 'Gangs of New York' Teddy Daniels doesn't have a set agenda or aspiration here, in fact quite the opposite, throughout the film we witness Daniels as a disturbed individual haunted by a horrific World war past & a lost wife. The flashback scenes are as ghastly as they are beautifully shot.

Shutter Island is at times a deeply unsettling & disturbing film but that's exactly how it was supposed to be. Some people called the film formulaic, but I don't see anything wrong with it as long as the formula is done to perfection note for note.

3. Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3

It's almost next to impossible that Pixar releases a film & one doesn't put it on a top 10 list of the year, but let's just step back for a minute & see the scale of what we're talking about. This is Toy Story for heaven's sake. One generation of kids had Snow white & Pinocchio, another had Peter Pan & Cinderella, yet another had Luke Skywalker & E.T. Well, my generation of kids had Woody & Buzz Lightyear. They're a part of the perfectly & heartily etched collage of childhood memories in our minds. And we don't want it to be disturbed even to the slightest. So when Disney announced that after 11 years they were coming out with a third installment of Toy Story I had mixed feelings, "will they ruin that perfect childhood portrait by making a substandard or (gulp!) mediocre movie?" But then as I sat there in the movie hall watching these visuals pass by in front of my eyes I realized that director Lee Unkrich is giving us kids of the 90's a much needed closure.

Toy Story 3 was a joy to behold this year like no other, it hit all the right buttons & took us through a whirlwind of emotions- from laughter & adventure to tears & heartbreak.

Our beloved toy characters Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Hamm, Rex, Barbie & the Potatoheads are in a crisis. Their "human" Andy has outgrown his playing age & is off to college. He plans to put his toys in the attic but they mistakenly end up in a box of toys to be donated to the Sunnyside daycare centre. Upon reaching the centre Andy's toys meet new toys, Barbie even gets to hook up with Ken! & all is hunky-dory till they meet Lotso the plush 'hug me' bear with cruel ulterior motives. This teddy bear is pretty easily the most sinister villain I saw on screen this year :)

The epic sized adventure of the toys is punched at regular intervals with dollops of fun & humour. The part where Buzz gets his language button switched to spanish is the funniest in the movie

And then it all culminates to that climatic scene where Andy is finally giving away his toys to a cute as a button shy little girl named Bonnie. This is when the fiercest of stone hearts will start to bawl like babies. There's no embarrassment in those brimming tears though. It's one of the most moving climaxes you'll see. Pixar did it last year with the sequence of Carl Fredrickson looking at his late wife's photo album in 'UP', & they do it again here. It's heartbreaking but its the perfect ending.

It makes us realize that these characters are much more than just cartoons, they belong to "infinity & beyond"

2. Inception

Inception

It came, we saw, & it freakin' conquered.

Do I need to sketch out a plot summary? You all saw it, you all raved about it, you all spend hours trying to figure out what exactly that ambiguous ending meant, one particular website went as far as measuring the tilt of Dom Cobb's top in the last scene to decide if it had tilted enough to fall or keep spinning. It was the most discussed movie on the internet of 2010. It gave a shot in the arm to psychology classes around the world because people want to know more about lucid dreaming & dream reading. What more do I say?

For once people didn't give a damn for their cell phone interjections, you pretty much slapped the guy next to you if he tried to make conversation, you came out of the cinema hall & you thought, you went home & you thought some more, you went to bed & thought about it further, & then the next morning when you woke up you weren't sure if you were actually awake or still dreaming! :)

I have raved & ranted in detail about Inception & other Christopher Nolan films here, so in this particular entry I'd just like to add a few more points.

As a film about architecture & architectural procedures, Inception is visually stunning, even if you keep the visionary plot & fantastic screenplay aside, Inception is just a fabulous movie to look at. Whether it's the eerily silent beautiful beach on which Dom Cobb wakes up on in the beginning, Saito's lair which looks like a cross between a chinese restaurant & a mafia conference room, the fantastic skyscrapers & city landscapes or the snow capped mountains or the plush hotel lobbies, or a bustling market place in Mombassa. The visuals are stunning & mark a clear line of demarcation of one dream sequence from the other which was so very essential in the last half hour of the film.

Hans Zimmer is first-rate with his musical score whether it's the haunting piano melody during Cobb & Mal's flashbacks, frantic African drum rythms during the Mombassa chase sequence or the loud, full blown, imposing orchestral powerhouse during the last 30 odd minutes of the film which more than aides in building up the tension.

There are those who criricize Nolan's films for being too mechanical & lacking the emotional quotient. Well I beg to differ, I think Cobb's agitations with his & his wife's past are what is at the crux of the film

It's one thing to make a great film, & quite another to make 2 great films back-to-back in a very short span of time. After giving us the superb & groundbreaking 'The Dark Knight' in 2008 Christopher Nolan found some further ground to break with this meticulous mind bender in just the next 2 years. Inception came with gargantuan expectations on it's back & still left us breathless. Now that's something.




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1. The Social Network

The Social Network

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Yup, no prizes for guessing this one. 'The Social Network' surpasses all other movies this year as far as impact, craft & characterization goes. I have seen it 6 times & can sit down for 6 more viewings without the slightest of hesitations.

So is this the story of how Mark Zuckerberg founded facebook? Well, yes. But it isn't just about the finding of facebook. Facebook is used almost as a metaphor to hold up a mirror to the way we live in today's world. How we are willing to fore go human contact & comfortably become slaves to technology. How unlike the good old days where working hard brought you benefits its working smart that reaps the benefits in today's day & age.

I don't know why Zuckerberg had a problem with him being portrayed the way he is in this movie, because quite frankly if anything, he seems way more cooler than he probably is thanks to this film! He is played to potent perfection by Jesse Eisenberg, & this movie's Mark doesn't seem to be driven by the greed & lust for power of the millions that he will eventually earn but as someone who is driven by an obsession with an abstract system, who finds satisfaction in manipulating systems, a genius who is a social outcast. Those types often go on to change the world.

Andrew Garfield's performance of Eduardo Saverin raises the emotional stakes of the film & he is the only one who comes across as the "good guy" in the movie. Justin Timberlake is terrific as Sean Parker the founder of music file sharing website Napster (see the irony of how a musician is made to play a music pirate?), Armie Hammer shines as Cameron & Tyler Winklevoss (yes he played both the parts).

The Soundtrack by Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross is eclectic & literally pumps life into the story. Sample a scene in which the Winklevoss' are competing in a rowing boat competition with a hyper kinetic 'electronified' version of "In the hall of the mountain king" playing in the background. Pure genius.

The Social Network doesn't come across as some boring step-by-step procedural of setting up a company, instead it plays out as a fast paced thriller, keeping you at the edge of your seat. The dialogue is sharp enough to rival a Tarantino flick, & the screenwriting stupendous. Credit for that goes to Aaron Sorkin who does his most ballsy work here.

David Fincher defined a generation's frustrations with his gritty action drama 'Fight Club' in 1999 & 11 years later he does it yet again with 'The Social Network'. Just like Sean Parker says in the movie "this is once-in-a-generation holy shit idea", The Social Network is a once-in-a-generation holy shit movie.
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Runners up:-

These didn't make the top 10, but were still very good. Definitely deserve a dekko...

Green Zone:- Matt Damon stars in what can best be described as a Bourne movie set in Iraq.

Date Night:- Tina Fey, Steve Carrell. Need I say more?

Despicable Me:- A fun filled animation film where a supervillain is caught in a dilemma of destroying the world & playing daddy to 3 cute little girls. The minions are the epitome of awesomeness.

Tron: Legacy:- Every guy's cult favourite 1982 video game flick finally gets a sleek & glossy makeover. The story still sucks, but the orgasmic visuals more than make up for it, the soundtrack by Daft Punk is a winner & did I mention a super hot Olivia Wilde?

Iron Man 2:- Robert Downey Jr. puts on the metallic red suit once again to kick some Russian Mickey Rourke ass!
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The Worst:-

Where there's good, the bad is bound to follow. Below are 5 films that came with tons of expectations but eventually turned out to be epic sized duds...

Due Date:- Todd Phillips' follow up to the rib tickling 'The Hangover' wasn't half as funny. Even the superb Robert Downey Jr. had nothing more to do than be a spectator to Zach Galifianakis's odd screwball act. Agreed it's a little harsh to call it a bad film. but it sure was a disappointing one. Gimme the air-drumming Mike Tyson over the masturbating dog any day.

Robin Hood:- It's quite ironic that in a year in which the Oscar winning team of Sir Ridley Scott & Aussie bad boy Russel Crowe re-teamed to make a film called 'Robin Hood', I still preferred Salman Khan's 'Robin Hood Pandey'.

Salt:- We've enjoyed Angelina Jolie kick butt before but this time round it was just plain uninteresting & stupid. Not only does this one lack salt but also every other spice required to make a film tasty.

Clash of the Titans:- 3D or no 3D 'Clash' sucked in every dimension. The special effects were patchy & I've probably seen school plays with better dialogue. Sorry Sam Worthington you don't look half as cool in 3D if James Cameron isn't directing you.

The Last Airbender:- Why Shyamalan Why? This is probably the film they screen in hell to make you pay for your sins. That's all I can say about it.


Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Smile

"Smile," by Charlie Chaplin

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking.
When there are clouds in the sky
you'll get by.

If you smile through your pain and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun shining through
For you.

Light up your face with gladness,
Hide every trace of sadness.
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying.
You'll find that life is still worthwhile-
If you just smile.




(originally taken from here)

Monday, September 6, 2010

Ben Affleck's 'The Town' trailer

One of the most interesting trailers that I've seen in recent times. It's based on Chuck Hogan's novel 'Prince of thieves'. Will be waiting...




P.S- Talking about Chuck Hogan, do check out his awesome collaboration with master film director Guillermo Del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy) on the 2009 thriller/supernatural/vampire/zombie (phew!) novel 'The Strain'. It's part 1 of a trilogy with the 2nd book expected later this year.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Respect Christopher Nolan because Christopher Nolan respects you.


Right at the beginning of Christopher Nolan's 2006 mystery film 'The Prestige' we see an assortment of magician hats lying on the ground followed by Christian Bale's voice over asking us "Are you watching closely?". Then the screen goes blank & the story unfolds. This voice over should probably be played before each & every Chris Nolan film, for in his films if you take your eyes off the screen for 3 seconds, you'll spend the next 3 minutes wondering what the hell is going on? His latest film Inception is no different. The master filmmaker who gave us the mind bending 'Memento' decides to bend our minds a little further this time by presenting us a cinematic Rubik's cube.

Inception brought about a hail storm among movie watchers around the globe rarely seen in today's time (well...previously seen at the end of last year actually when James Cameron made a film about blue aliens), making fanboys, film enthusiasts & social networks go into a tizzy, making words like 'totem' & 'limbo' a part of everyday terminology. A facebook page called 'team topples' was set up hours after the film hit theatres for people who beleive Cobb's totem eventually toppled (owing to the now famous ambiguous last sequence of the film), & I am positive another one negating it must surely be there too. Discussions ranged from "Why did Ariadne (Ellen Page's perspicacious character) share her name with a greek goddess", to "Was it raining in the 1st Fischer dream sequence because (Dileep Rao's character) Yusuf's bladder was full?", to an analysis of scenes in which DiCaprio's character is wearing a wedding band. And yet I am still to find a guy who has unraveled 100% of the film. But everybody was enchanted right down to the bone.






And all this was possible thanks to the ambitious no-holds-barred approach of director Christopher Nolan. Imagine pitching the idea to someone in theory. It sounds bizarre :-

Nolan :- A film where a man extracts memories otherwise inaccessible by invading the person's dream but that's not what our film's about, in our film he does the opposite, "Inception" instead of "Extraction"

Warner Bros. studio executive :- IN-whatnow? anyways how does he do it?

Nolan:- he puts together a team of intelligent individuals who speak excellent scientific boohaki, go into the subjects dream, within a dream, within a dream,within a dream, within...er...no...then into a limbo, then back again racing against time. Oh & this central character's got marital problems, his gorgeous-as-hell dead wife keeps showing up & ruining stuff for him & his team, & then we show equally confusing flashbacks to determine why exactly the wife died...or did she?? & then we give an ending that's actually not an ending. You followin' me?? Hey chief??

(Fortunately Nolan took this Warner Bros. exec's shell shocked blank eyed expression as a 'Yes' & went ahead with the project)





Jokes apart though, the single most crucial quality that sets Nolan apart from his contemporaries is that he trusts the audience, the movie goer, us. His most characteristic quality is the use of a non-linear story telling method where scenes are shown out of chronological order. He scatters the jigsaw puzzle pieces in front of us & then challenges us to put them together. But it gets better- in some cases, the picture that finally comes up after putting all the pieces together maybe different for each movie goer. Such is the brilliance of the man who might be one of the most important film directors of the past decade.

The first Nolan film i saw was 'Batman begins', previous Batman film adaptations included 2 Tim Burton blockbusters that were more style over substance, & 2 Joel Schumacher films that seemed more like Batman spoofs than actual Batman films. One wondered what different approach would this British filmmaker bring to the much loved caped crusader of Gotham city? But Nolan defied all odds by giving us style and substance in a tremendous amalgamation & delivering a Batman movie that was many notches above its predecessors.

In a 2 hour film called BATMAN begins, the first real glimpse we see of Batman in a complete batsuit is around the 1hr 1 min mark. Nolan trusts the audience to sit through the 1st hour of the movie, making us familiar first with Bruce Wayne, his motivations, constraints & compulsions before unleashing an all out bat-fest.



Another fine example of Nolan's skill, finesse & entrusting the audience is of course the cult 2000 hit 'Memento'. Here he dealt with a central character Leonard who suffers from anterograde amnesia or short term memory loss, & using his intense system of notes, Polaroid photos, & tattoos is out to track down his wife's killer, or so he thinks. Nolan adapted a prodigious screenplay which went in the reverse order therein making the viewer as unaware, clueless & confused as Leonard, pertaining to what events took place prior to what they were witnessing.



The 2002 film 'Insomnia' which followed Memento took a slightly different turn. Starring Al Pacino & Robin Williams it dealt with LAPD detective Will Dormer who is sent up to Alaska (where it is daytime 24 hours) to solve the rape & murder of a teenage girl. Now, instead of making the film a typical whodunnit (which it seems for most of the 1st half) Nolan brings a twist wherein we identify the culprit halfway through. The film then becomes an intense tale of guilt, dark secrets, penitence & to some extent even redemption. The photography makes the weather into a character too, setting the somber mood of the film.


2006's 'The Prestige' starring Hugh Jackman & Christian Bale in lead roles, set in the London of the late 1800's is a tale of two rival magician's who are in a constant battle of one-upmanship owing to a freak accident that took the life of one of the magician's wife. Both are obsessed with finding the 'ultimate magic trick', and yes they do discover this ultimate magic trick. What it is, how it works & most importantly how it changes the outcome of the story is what the rest of the film is about. All through the film the audience is kept guessing which of the two rivals will have the last laugh, until the final twist is revealed. (Personally though i thought that the build up to the suspense was better than the final 'reveal', but that's just my opinion)




And what do I say about 'The Dark Knight' that hasn't already been said? Simply put it's the best super hero film ever, in fact one of the best films ever. Period. That's what made Nolan a household name. That's what gave kids nightmares about the Joker. How did Nolan trust the audience here? He made us line up to watch a sequel, ensuring that a 2nd movie will mean twice the fun. He brought us the dark, gothic feel of the comic books, the intensity of the animated series & the stunt set pieces of an all out actioner.



But I was most enchanted by Nolan's very first film, the 1998 neo-noir low-budget british film 'Following' about how a young man's obsession with following people leads him into a dark underworld. Despite being a short, with a running time of just 64 minutes, it's as mind boggling, mystifying, puzzling & baffling as 'Inception' or 'Memento'. Shot in stark black & white, it'll keep you at the edge of the seat until the final scene which will make you go 'F**K'!. These were the humble beginnings of what was to come. Interestingly, the film features a secondary character named "Cobb", which also happens to be the name of the main protagonist's character in 'Inception'. The Cobb of Following is a burglar, but he ain't no ordinary burglar, he breaks into people's houses & instead of stealing valuables goes for boxes with personal items of the individuals. So in theory both the Cobb's of Inception & Following are stealing memories. (: Another interesting fact in Following is- in one scene the house that Jeremy & Cobb decide to burgle has a Bat symbol on it's door.




In today's times where most of the big budget hollywood films are either remakes/rehashes (Karate Kid, The A-team) or blatant displays of CGI & special effects (Transformers, Harry Potter, Clash of the titans, Twilight & yes even Avatar) Nolan in a rare sight brings out unbelievable computer wizardry only when required. Hence, we are in awe in sequences like the one where Ariadne makes a Paris city street literally roll back on itself in Inception.

In Roger Ebert's review of Inception, he concludes it perfectly when he says- "I think when Nolan left the labyrinth, he threw away the map". Within 8 months of it's release every major hollywood studio has aped Avatar trying to advertise their films by bringing forth it's "Avatar-like" qualities- 3D, epic fantasy setting- even if they had none (Clash of the titans, Last Airbender), whereas i doubt if anyone can ape the phenomenal success of Inception that easily because the subject matter is intense, casting & performances pitch perfect, & direction & screenplay near flawless. It's not everybody's cup of tea to turn the viewer of a film into a participant, & keep you on your toes. The day I figure out exactly why Saito is an old man, & Dom Cobb a young man in the opening scenes of Inception, I will pump my fist in the air & shout 'Eureka!'. Now how many other films give you that opportunity?


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I came across this interesting piece where 6, yes that's right 6 interpretations of the film have been presented.

Actor Dileep Rao from the film answers some FAQ's about Inception.

Another nice article about Inception & Christopher Nolan.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Why Twilight is ideal for an Ekta Kapoor adaptation.

According to this report Ekta Kapoor is supposedly planning to do an Indian TV serial based on the popular ‘Twilight’ series of books/movies created by Stephenie Meyer. Now personally I am as enchanted by Ekta Kapoor serials & Twilight as Paris Hilton is by Mughal history, but come to think of it, Twilight is pretty ideal for an Ekta Kapoor adaptation. Here are my top 5 reasons why:-

1. VAMPIRES DON’T FREAKIN’ DIE!!! Yup. That’s the first & foremost reason she’s doing this for. The (il)logical loophole Ekta was searching for for all these years. Imagine, no jhanjat of ‘punar janams’ or ‘exact lookalikes’ or ‘plastic surgeries’, get the guy/gal to live for as long as possible, it makes everything so much more convenient. Now there’s no need to even put that single strand of white hair when the serial takes a 57 year leap forward . All the characters can be as healthy & vivacious as ‘Baa’ (not the black sheep variety) for all of eternity. :)


2. Even though I couldn’t manage to get myself beyond the first 50 odd pages of the 1st Twilight novel, my twi-hard friends tell me that later on in the ‘story’ (he he) it is revealed that Edward Cullen isn’t keen on doing the...ahem… hanky-panky before he marries Bella Swan. Well, isn’t that a trademark of the sabhya susheel hero of an Ekta Kapoor TV programme? Vachan jaaye par virginity naa jaye? Er …or something along those lines! I can envision family conversation in the huge Ekta mansions where the mom’s telling the dad- ‘Aji aajkal aise vampire kahaan milte hain!’

3. The 1st Twilight movie wasn’t great but was bearable. 'New Moon' on the other hand should officially be declared as a sleep inducing drug. Anyways the point I want to make is it doesn’t matter if you don’t know a rat’s ass about acting. All you need in order to make a Twilight adaptation a success is to LOOK GOOD ON SCREEN. Full stop. And isn’t that precisely what all of Ekta’s serials are about. I mean exchange her ‘actors’ with well sculpted statues & you won’t be able to tell the difference. So go ahead & find a replica of the gloomily gorgeous Kristen Stewart & a certain British bloke called…some Pattinson or something. (Alright girls you can scream)

4. Now with the vampires being immortal & freezing at a particular age there’ll finally be an explanation for the sons & daughters of the characters looking as old if not older than their parents. What’s more Ekta can dedicate 3 entire episodes just to the vampire mother’s dilemma of wanting to suck her son’s blood. Slow mo close up of mommy’s fangs…slow mo close up of baby…slow mo close up of mommy’s fangs…slow mo close of baby…slow mo close up of mommy’s fangs…slow mo close up of baby…& all this while cymbals will be crashing & temple bells going berserk for the background track.

5. Almost all of Ekta’s serials revolve around a love track between a boy/man & a girl/woman being screwed up by the unveiling of a third party, intentionally giving birth to a love triangle. Working on Twilight gives Kapoor the liberty of depicting a love triangle with a werewolf (played in the movies by Taylor “I-swear-to-God-I’ll-never-put-a-shirt-on” Lautner) involved. So finally there will be justification for her actor’s being hairy, howling & jumping around.


So there you go. Let Ekta unleash her brand of blood-suckers on us…wait isn’t that what she’s been doing all along?





My apologies to all the twi-hards. As a big time Pottermaniac I know how it feels when someone pokes fun at your favourite franchise. Maybe you guys can write a funny piece on Potter sometime.

(P.S:- I was kidding. If you do that I’ll set a dementor on your tail)


On a slightly different note, if anybody wants to get their vampire fix it’ll be much better to check out the following

Books:- Stephen King's Salem's Lot (you WILL check your windows before going to sleep), Interview with the vampire by Ann Rice, or the grand daddy of all vampires- Bram Stoker's Dracula.

TV shows:- The vampire diaries (which IMO is waaay cooler than twilight), True blood.

Movies:- Vampires, 30 days of night, Nosferatu (the best one even though it came out in 1922 & is a silent film, or you can check out the more recent 2000 remake of it- Shadow of the vampire), & of course "Bandh darwaza" the eternal Ramsay brothers classic (LOL).



Thursday, June 24, 2010

How "Raavan" was conceived.

Here's probably how the so called "film" Raavan was conceived.
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A telephonic conversation between Mani Ratnam & Abhishek Bachchan.

Ring! Ring!

Abhishek Bachchan (AB) :- Hello?

Mani Ratnam (MR) :- Hey Abhi it's me Mani.

AB :- Yo Mani wassup man? What do you want?

MR :- Money!

AB :- Ya i recognized your voice, I asked what do you want?

MR :- Money money

AB :- Huh? you want yourself so desperately?

MR :- Arey no you idiot! Money...the thing we film people have abundance of.

AB :- Oh! i see,so how do you plan to earn it?

MR :- With your help. I was thinking lets do a modern version of the Ramayana. I hear something like this has brought a lot of money in a guy named Ashok Banker's er...bank.

AB :- Yo man that sounds cool, so do i get to play like Ram or somethin'? Y'know bows, arrows n' all?

MR :- No,no no bows & arrows, there's a twist. I was thinking of doing it from the point of view of Raavan.

AB :- Raavan? but wasn't he like a really nasty fellow?

MR :- Yes,yes Raavan was a terrible demon & as it is your acting is terrible so you won't have any problems getting into the skin of the character. Plus i am giving you the liberty to ham & go OTT this time.

AB :- How OTT?

MR :- Think of a cross between Heath ledger's Joker on weed & Nana Patekar.

AB :- Boy! that's as hammy as ham can get. Hmm...cool I'm liking it. So what will this character be called?

[ Mani hasn't thought of a name,he starts looking around frantically for something to inspire him. Suddenly his eyes fall upon an empty beer bottle. He starts thinking to himself in a south indian accent- "beer-a, beer-a" ]

MR :- Beera! we'll call him Beera.

AB :- Beera, awesome. Ok so who's the leading lady gonna be?

MR :- I was thinking why don't you approach Aishwarya with this? that way I can text the shooting schedule to either one of you & you can inform your spouse & I'll save money on my phone bills. he he.

AB :- Oh Mani you miser. So what will her role be?

MR :- She'll play a modern version of Sita. Don't worry all she has to do throughout the film is shriek & scream just like she's doing right now. I can hear her in the background.

AB [angrily] :- Aye Mani, she's not screaming man,she's laughing. Pink panther 2 is playing on TV.

MR :- Then what is she laughing at?

[silence for 2 seconds]

Ahem...i digress. While we're on the topic of raking in the moolah why not double the fun? I was thinking of doing the same film in Tamil. Are you up for it?

AB :- er...no i don't do the tamil accent, i only do hindi & a fake NRI american accent.

MR :- Hmm...in that case I'll have to rope in Vikram who will play Ram in the hindi version to play Raavan in the tamil version.

AB :- So Vikram will be the villain in the tamil version?

MR :- No, he'll be the hero

AB :- But you just said he'll play Raavan.

MR :- Yes

AB :- So wasn't Raavan the villain in the Ramayana?

MR :- Aiyo rascal! don't confuse me!

AB :- OK ok chill...hey Mani just hold on my manservant is here [to his manservant] ye saare shoe polishes expire ho gaye hai inko le jao.

MR [frantically] :- Aye Abhi wait wait! don't throw away your boot polish collection I will need it to paint your face in the movie.

AB :- What?

MR :- Yes, in order to show the audience that you're a dark person on the inside we'll smear your face with boot polish. But don't worry your teeth will be sparkling white, a leading tooth paste brand is going to sponsor the film.

AB :- Whatever dude....you're strange guy Mani. Anyways, how are you planning to promote this film?

MR :- I was thinking of screening the first look of the film at the Cannes film festival. As it is your wife keeps going there every year wearing hideous dresses, she must be knowing a film projectionist or two, ask her to pull some strings no?

AB :- But why Cannes?

MR :- Arey these foreign film critics don't know the ABC of hindi films they give any lethargic, good for nothing film great reviews & shower it with praise. So once that happens our film will get good momentum.

AB :- But how do you know about foreign critics praising worthless films?

MR :- They praised Delhi-6.

[Both men laugh uncontrollably for the next 1 minute]

& of course you can go to the song & dance reality shows & do your jhatka-matka.

AB :- Dance se yaad aaya, what about the music of the film?

MR :- Don't worry i hacked into Rahman's computer & stole his leftover tunes from Guru. We'll use them, as it is Rahman is in L.A composing for some hollywood film he won't come to know. he he he.

AB :- But Mani, simply going to fake reality shows & giving fake contestants fake praises isn't enough nowadays. We need some big fat controversy to really propel our movie forwards.

MR :- Do not worry my child i have even figured that out. 2 weeks before the release you will go to all the news channels & start praising Raavan the demon. Once you do that all the Ram/Shiv/Shankar senas will be charging at us like mad hungry bulls, & start tearing posters, burning effigies...you know the drill. Also add that you're glad that Raavan chose Lanka for the battle & not Maharashtra, that'll wake up certain regional parties out of hibernation, and they'll come after us as well. And if we're really really lucky then someone will issue a fatwa against us. Bas. Picture hit.

AB :- What an idea sirji! you're great Mani.

MR :- I know bwahahahahaha! by the way that's the laugh i want you to practice for Raavan.
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Abhishek hangs up. Turns to Aishwarya starts bulging his eyes, making weird faces, puts up 10 fingers & says loudly "DAS SARO WALA"!!.

Aishwarya starts screaming...or is she laughing?